Haley: Um, look, I didn't come here for coffee. Andy, I don't think it's a good idea for you to get on that plane. I don't think Beth is worth it.
Andy: You don't even know Beth.
Haley: I think I do. I think I've been her. Let me guess. For every 10 letters you write, she writes one. She's always the one who ends the phone call. You happen to mention when your birthday's coming up because you know deep down she's already forgotten it. Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook. [answering phone] Hello? Of course I didn't leave, Mom. You walked past me two seconds ago. [to Andy] I'm just saying, you deserve better. [on phone] Oh, my god! I'm waving at you! Stay where you are! I'm walking towards you!