Quote from Gloria in The Wedding (Part 1)
Barb Tucker: Merle? Merle Tucker: Yes, ma'am? Barb Tucker: Be back in time for me to do your tie. Merle Tucker: Uh, yes, ma'am. [exits] Barb Tucker: [to Gloria] I'm so sorry you had to see that. Gloria: See what? Barb Tucker: The way we just snapped at each other. Gloria: Are you joking? Barb Tucker: Obviously, Merle and I are going through a heck of a rough patch. Gloria: If I talked to Jay that nice, he would think I'm cheating on him.