Mitchell: [on Phil's old answering machine] Hey, Phil, it's Mitchell, Claire's brother. I heard about your and Claire's whole pregnancy situation, and I'm -- I'm sorry my dad didn't have a better reaction. Don't take it personally. He's just like that. He'll- He'll come around. And if not... well, his loss. Yeah, okay, anyway, uh, now that we're gonna be family, it's- It's probably a little weird for me to date your cousin, so maybe you could ask her to stop paging me?
Haley: Wow.
Alex: It's so crazy.
Luke: I know. Uncle Mitchell with a pager.