Claire: Phil, honey, what happened down there?
Phil: You attacked me.
Claire: In a fun way. We were both doing it.
Phil: I heard you this morning, talking about your super-cute boyfriend Bobby, saying that I was the "comfortable" choice, that you only married me because your dad hated it.
Claire: No, sweetheart. I was not talking about you. I was explaining to the girls about an outfit that I was wearing in a picture that was the comfortable choice that my dad hated. Oh, honey. You can't possibly think that's why I married you.