Gloria: Claire, Cam, enough! Everybody in this family has good taste. It's just different. It's causing too many fights. That's why today I just put everybody in a simple t-shirt-and-jeans outfit. There's a new rule from now on: Nobody gives clothes to anyone else's children.
Cameron: Well, I think that's probably for the best.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Thank God I don't have to spend one more of Joe's birthdays with a funny smile on my face.