Alex: You fell asleep! It's like the fifth time today. I think it has something to do with that guy not showing up to fix the washing machine.
Phil: Well, that's not exactly what happened.
Alex: You snuck out to buy "Nobody Does It Better" from Flipside Records, and he showed up?
Phil: That's more exactly what happened. How do you know all this?
Alex: I've been watching you all day. I think the guilt from that has been causing you to fall asleep.
Phil: So you know about Carla?
Alex: I do now. [Phil falls asleep again] Dad!
Phil: What is happening?!