Alex: Dad, is there anything bothering you that might be causing - I don't know -- major psychological stress?
Phil: No. I've been acting normally, haven't I?
Alex: Did something happen earlier today?
Phil: Uh, nothing at all.
Alex: Because you seem a little tense.
Phil: What? No, I don't! Stop badgering me! I love your mom! Let's listen to some music. Boy, the way you cook things up sometimes, it's a little- [Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better" plays; Phil falls asleep]
Alex: Dad!