Jay: [aside to camera] I didn't know what he was talking about, but I needed him to keep his trap shut. You see, lately, I may have been dabbling in something that strong, virile men like me aren't suppose to be dabbling in. And it wouldn't exactly fit my image if people found out I was considering entering a certain adorable dog in a dog show. Gloria thought I was out getting my tires rotated. Actually, I was buying Stella a decorative show collar, you know, just in case. I figure if she looks beautiful, she'll feel beautiful.