Mitchell: It's playing itself.
Jay: Well, I didn't know.
Mitchell: You honestly thought that I just became a piano virtuoso, dad? You've known me my whole life. Have you ever seen me take a lesson?
Jay: I thought maybe you were self-taught.
Mitchell: Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. Like when I taught myself to play the clarinet.
Jay: Exactly.
Mitchell: I never played the clarinet.
Jay: Can we drop it? Let's go get an ice cream.
Mitchell: What about my lactose intolerance?
Jay: Oh, I'm not loving this game.