Quote from Gloria in A Hard Jay's Night
Cameron: Well, you'll all be happy to know that our search for the cake topper unearthed a number of family treasures. Jay: Come on, Cam. We're eating over here. Manny: Wait. Didn't I give you this for Father's Day? And that. Jay: You see how this dog is? Gloria: [gasps] My karaoke microphone. Phil: Jay, check it out! The other walkie-talkie! Gloria: Shame on you, Jay Pritchett! You have used this dog to bury the things that you hate.