Jay: Welcome to Jay's night. Names, please. Want to make sure you're on the list. Kidding! Just excited. Appetizers on the bar, scrabble on the coffee table, and our feature presentation, "The Great Escape." Speaking of which, Haley-
Haley: Don't worry, grandpa. I'm not leaving. I have no plans for the night.
Alex: Me, either.
Haley: But when I say it, it's news.
Alex: When you say any complete sentence, it's news.