Quote from Phil in Las Vegas
Phil: Oh, good. You're back. How's Claire seem? Higgins: I'm sorry? Phil: You must have seen her out there. Is she mad? W-what's she doing? Higgins: Uh, she's dusting, sir. Phil: Oh, she always cleans when she's mad. Do me a favor. Bring her a drink and tell her to get comfortable on the couch. Higgins: She's- She's allowed on the furniture, is she? [chuckles] Phil: She's my wife.