Scott: Hey.
Haley: "Hey"? That's what I get after I waited for you all afternoon?
Scott: Uh... You look good?
Haley: I know that. You were supposed to pick me up hours ago.
Scott: You were, like, the first or second person I texted after I woke up.
Haley: Aww! That's so sweet. Did it even occur to you to come to the door?
Scott: Who comes to the door?
Haley: A gentleman. Could you at least open the car door for me?
Scott: Now can we go?
Haley: You know what? Go take another nap. I'd rather wait for someone who'd walk through a blizzard for me and only honks to support the troops!
Scott: I don't understand you.
Haley: Neither do I!