Quote from Andy in Other People's Children
Phil: Who's that? Haley: My date. Phil: Your lunch date? It's 5:00. Haley: He fell asleep. But he texted me right when he woke up. Phil: Well, then, you'd think he'd be well-rested enough to walk to the front door. Andy: Yeah, a gentleman honks to support the troops, not summon his girlfriend. Although my girlfriend is a troop, so in my case, it's a little confusing.