Jay: Didn't your dad teach you any of this stuff?
Luke: He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.
Jay: 'Cause who needs the jaws of life if you have a good knock-knock joke? Luke, grab the goggles over there, please. And try to pay attention. We measure twice, and we cut once.
Luke: Hey, Grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds?
Jay: I just said pay attention. And that's actually 205 with the bar. I'll lift that for you later. I can see you're not gonna let up about that.
Luke: Eh, I'm okay.
Jay: Spot me. Now, if this thing goes south, I want you to call 911 and tell Joe his old man died as he lived saving a trainload of people.