Manny: Did you know your father actually goes to the grocery store to buy books?
Mitchell: I did know that, yeah. I also know that the best way to get my sister to fall asleep is to-
Alex: Show her a movie with subtitles. Bonne nuit, mama.
Cameron: We should be nice and grateful that we have this day to spend together in our own private salon.
Manny: Don't tell my mom that. She'll show up and ask to get her roots done.
Cameron: Manny!
Mitchell: That's true.