Phil: [aside to camera] Tonight is the SCARB. Southern California Annual Realtors' Banquet. It is the banquet for southern California realtors. Literally, it's the only one.
Claire: And this guy is the only two-time host-
Phil: Three-time.
Claire: Three-time host in the history of the event. Unfortunately, I have to miss it this year.
Phil: It's for the best. She's invisible at these things. It's tough being married to the rock star.