Mitchell: Don't you dare tell a single person, okay? He made me promise not to tell anyone, especially you.
Cameron: Especially me?
Mitchell: Oh, please. Everybody knows you're terrible at keeping secrets.
Cameron: Okay, well, I didn't know that was my reputation. Maybe that's a secret people have been keeping from me.
Mitchell: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cameron: Well, you did. And you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.