Claire: I have tracked Luke's cellphone, and he is nowhere near his friend Xander's.
Phil: Honey, I love technology as much as the next Wozniak, but are we sure we want to be spying on our kids?
Haley: No, and you also shouldn't try to friend us with fake Facebook profiles, Margot Lacroix.
Phil: I was really hoping some of this would go away when you got a job.