Jay: There is a chance Gloria let me drive over here for nothing as punishment. I think she snooped on my phone, read some of my e-mails.
Phil: That's not cool. E-mails are private.
Jay: They were from a friend I loaned money to.
Phil: 100% your prerogative.
Jay: A woman.
Phil: Oh, no. Well, I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd tell my lady, "You got no business being in my business. Respect your man's boundaries."
Claire: Honey, you promised you'd clean the pan if you made brownies.
Phil: Well, maybe I forgot to spray it first and I'm letting it soak, woman.
Claire: He only talks like this when you're around.
Jay: Well, then, he's done for the day.