Quote from Haley in Three Dinners
Haley: No, you guys sit here acting like we're drinking buddies, judging me, when I have a better handle on my future than either one of you did at my age. You? You wanted to be a magician. And you were changing your major every three minutes, according to grandpa - who, by the way, has been drinking with me for years because he loves me, and he thinks I say funny things when I'm buzzed.