Haley: And the only reason dad lied to you is... Should I tell him, Dad?
Phil: Fine.
Haley: Dad was a huge nerd in college. He asked Mom out like 10 times, and she always said no. Finally, he said, "I'll never bug you again if you do one thing."
Phil: Just one.
Haley: "Dance with me."
Phil: Just dance.
Haley: He spun her around on the floor and expressed himself with his body in a way he never could with words.
Phil: That's beautiful.
Haley: Mom finally saw the dad that we all know and love.
Luke: And you wanted to give that to me?
Phil: Come here.