Alex: What kind of parents lie to their kids?!
Luke: Yeah, what kind of lesson is that to teach all of this?
Alex: Yeah, seriously, sometimes I want-
Haley: Hey, neither one of you knows the whole story. Ah, please. Let me tell them the truth. Alex, the real reason mom doesn't want to teach you to drive is because she doesn't want you getting your license.
Alex: What?
Haley: Think about it. Mom driving you around is kind of her favorite time with you. It's the only place where your nose isn't buried in a book and she can actually talk to you. Sure, you're getting your license, but she's losing her little girl.
Alex: Mom, is that true?
Claire: Come here.