Alex: [as Mrs. Clause] What was that?
Santa: What was what?
Alex: Santa doesn't take breaks. He visits the North Pole! And why do you leave your things all over? Who do you think cleans this place up?
Santa: Oh, you are such a nag!
Alex: Can't we at least act like a happy couple during the holidays? For the children! Another hot chocolate? How many more of those are you going to drink?
Santa: At least it's warm, unlike you!
Haley: He travels a lot. She's put on cookie weight.