Quote from Claire in ClosetCon '13
Jay: I'm really sorry, but before you go storming out of here, you want to talk about a certain phone call I got from Immigration a few years ago? I had just started dating Gloria. They were acting on an anonymous tip. Claire: It's very late. We have a very big day tomorrow. Jay: You know, Claire, I've really come to like Phil. Claire: I know. And the irony is, he would really love that skeleton gag. Jay: Try it out on him. You got to take care of that thing till next year.