Gloria: Okay, that's it! I cannot listen to this anymore! I'm going to cut you two out of there.
Haley: No! Gloria, no! My hair!
Gloria: Too late!
Alex: Okay, okay! Just cut mine.
Haley: Yeah, cut hers! Wait. Why?
Alex: No one cares what I look like, anyway.
Haley: You don't really think that.
Alex: Yeah, well, kind of.
Haley: You didn't see the way that Chuck was looking at you?
Alex: Wait, you actually think I'm a threat?
Haley: I'm not gonna say that out loud.
Alex: Aww, that's so sweet. Well, if I ever had a boyfriend, I wouldn't trust him with you for five seconds.