Quote from Alex in ClosetCon '13
Gloria: Okay, that's it! I cannot listen to this anymore! I'm going to cut you two out of there. Haley: No! Gloria, no! My hair! Gloria: Too late! Alex: Okay, okay! Just cut mine. Haley: Yeah, cut hers! Wait. Why? Alex: No one cares what I look like, anyway. Haley: You don't really think that. Alex: Yeah, well, kind of. Haley: You didn't see the way that Chuck was looking at you? Alex: Wait, you actually think I'm a threat? Haley: I'm not gonna say that out loud. Alex: Aww, that's so sweet. Well, if I ever had a boyfriend, I wouldn't trust him with you for five seconds.