Quote from Jay in ClosetCon '13
Claire: This schedule is incredible. Dad, there's a 10:45 session on sustainable materials. We have got to hit that. Mm, but it overlaps with the 11:00 A.M. panel on paneling. And a breakout session on shoe storage. Jay: Little advice: the convention floor is for suckers. All work is done at the bar, unless Tony G. and Layla are singing standards, in which case, no work, prepare to be entertained. Claire: Dad, I came here to learn, not sit at the bar and drink. Jay: You do what you want. I'm getting a scotch.