Claire: Ladies, we have a guest. I am- I'm really sorry about this. I'm just at my wit's end with these two. I don't suppose you have any experience with teenagers?
Phil: Oh, no.
Jeannie: You two remind me of me and my sister. We used to fight all the time. I used to accuse her of stealing my boyfriend. She would accuse me of trying to stab her. You know, sister stuff.
Claire: Oh, my God.
Jeannie: Trust me, if I wanted to stab her, that skank be stabbed.
Claire: She's not a therapist, is she?