Andy: I'm Andy. I'm her Manny - male nanny.
Gloria: Hi, I'm Gloria. This might just sound a little crazy, but I don't think Joan likes me.
Andy: Oh, that's not crazy. She doesn't. Her husband's always staring at you, and she's worried you're gonna steal him.
Gloria: What?!
Andy: [to Joe] Be happy, little guy. This world belongs to you.
Gloria: I would never steal anybody else's man, especially not her fat husband.
Andy: Hey, he's not fat anymore. I helped him lose 30 pounds.