Jay: Why does she do this? We're gonna lose our table. She knows how important it is to me to be on time. This is torture.
Manny: I think you've lost perspective, Jay. You know what I would give to wait around for a woman like that?
Jay: Reel it in, creepy. That's your mother up there.
Gloria: Sorry, sorry. Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes.
Haley: And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy.
Gloria: Ay, your body's beautiful.
Manny: I agree.
Jay: Take it outside the family.