Quote from Luke in The Late Show
Claire: So this sound that's the doorbell. That other sound was the smoke alarm. Luke: Got it. Claire: Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza. They don't screen those delivery guys. Half of them are ex-cons. Phil: Stop it. You're gonna scare him. It's gonna be fine. Claire: But if you do choke, you've gotta throw yourself against the back of a chair to get the food out. Phil: He'll just drink stuff. Claire: Nothing from under the sink. Luke: Even if it's lemony? I'm just messing with you.