Quote from Luke in The Late Show
Phil: What are you doing? Claire: Making sure Luke knows what to do in case of emergency. Phil: Of course he does. [Claire activates the fire alarm's test mode. It beeps] Luke: Someone's at the door! Phil: Luke, it's just your mom testing you. Luke: Don't worry, Mom. If I hear that while you're gone, I won't answer. I'll just hide where no one can find me.