Quote from Haley in The Late Show
Claire: Honey, what are you still doing here? You're supposed to be babysitting Joe. Haley: Yeah, but I have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first, and she's still not ready. She can't be concerned about her looks, right? Alex: [o.s.] I can hear you! Haley: I'm kidding. I'm just saying, it'd be sad to think she actually tries. Alex: [o.s.] Heard that, too! Haley: It was a joke! Man, do big ears actually hear better? Alex: Oh, my God, just stop talking.