Quote from Jay in Farm Strong
Alex: Congratulations. You officially beat me in "Words with Friends." Jay: Better luck next time, kid. Alex: Okay, I have to ask. Did you cheat? Is that how you won? Jay: I never took you for a sore loser. Alex: That's not an answer. Jay: Listen, one day you might be the smartest person in this family, but today is not that day. So tread lightly before you assiduously malign the veracity of my etymological prowess. Jay Pritchett out. [drops phone] Alex: You broke your phone, smarty-pants. Jay: Damn it!