Quote from Pam in Farm Strong
Mitchell: So, Pam, we've got some big news. Pam: Speaking of big news, you remember that little ugly girl I used to babysit, Britney Horner? Cameron: Yeah. Pam: Well, she got married last summer, and now she's pregnant with twins. So, if you're keeping track, that's ugly - 2, me - nothing. What's your news? Mitchell: Um, well... Cameron: We're getting a new dryer. Pam: Oh. Well, I'm very happy for y'all. Mitchell: Thank you. Pam: How come I never get a new dryer?