Father Marquez: Gloria, the fact that you are so concerned is only proof that you are a loving and caring mother.
Gloria: Huh?
Father Marquez: It's the parents who shape the child. And your son is growing up in a wonderful home.
Manny: Die, scum!
Jay: No, no, no! Louder, like you did at the drive-through.
Manny: Mom, Jay and I saw "Death Wish." Amazing.
Jay: Manny got in a fight at "The Sound of Music," got kicked out. I've never been so proud.