Gloria: Ay, Manny, why are you so quiet? Are you nervous because of your first day in High School?
Manny: Mom, after spending a summer in Colombia, I'm a changed man.
Gloria: Oh, my God, what did you see?!
Manny: Nothing, but I am an international jet-setter now. I'm sophisticated.
Gloria: And you think that the girls are gonna pick up on this?
Manny: If not, I still have my "unaccompanied minor" sign.