Alex: Grandma looks so happy here.
Frank: Yeah. We were pretty hammered. That was last 4th of July, Grandma's favorite holiday. The Plimptons had a barbecue, and gram and I got a little tipsy on ginger margaritas. We came home for a catnap and slept right through the big fireworks show. First one she ever missed. Boy, was she mad. I made it up to her with a little fireworks show of our own later.
Alex: Grandpa!
Frank: A couple of glow sticks and a slingshot in the backyard.
Alex: Oh.
Frank: Which led to some pretty memorable lovemaking.