Charlotte: I'm sorry. You'll have to forgive me. My memory isn't what it used to be.
Jay: I was in the Navy. Jay Pritchett. Little more up here, little less down here.
Charlotte: I'm sure you're a very nice man, but I-I think you may have mistaken me for someone else.
Jay: I was shipping off to Vietnam. You had the ass of a young Ann-Margret.
Charlotte: Yeah, that was me.