Quote from Gloria in My Hero
Phil: Gloria. You don't know how to roller-skate. Gloria: Of course I do. I know how to do everything. [sighs] I can't lie to that face. It's a good thing that we're not married. Phil: Well, I don't- Gloria: I can't skate. I am an elegant woman. That means that I never do the few things that I don't really do that good.