Phil: Okay, guys, team Dunphy on three. One, two... That's right, we got a lot to do! Honey, what are you doing home so early?
Claire: I quit. That man is a complete pig. He treated me like a servant and showed me absolutely no respect.
Phil: I'm so sorry. You deserve better than that.
Claire: I do.
Phil: So what's for dinner? I feel like you heard me wrong. I said, what's for dinner?
Claire: I heard you!