Quote from Javier in Flip Flop
Gloria: So how did you two meet? Javier: I won a car in a poker game, but it caught on fire, so the guy gave me a painting. I took it to the auction house, eh, ticky ticky, I made a big profit but I still came home with a masterpiece. Manny: He means her. Trish: May I tell you, you have a wonderful boy? So well-mannered and chivalrous. It's like he leapt off the canvas of a 16th century portrait by Gainsborough or van Dyke. Javier: Listen to that brain.