Quote from Jay in Flip Flop
Gloria: [on the phone] It's okay, Manny. I'll see you in a minute. Yes, I'll be polite and I'll be nice. I promise. [hangs up] I'm going to kill him. Jay: What'd Javier do this time? Gloria: His one big weekend alone with his son, and I just found out that he brought his latest bimbo along. He always does this. You remember that time that he took Manny and that stripper fishing? Jay: Yeah. They barely got a nipple. Come on. That was good. I just thought of that. Gloria: Are you done? Jay: I bet she was comfortable with the pole. Ah. Should've quit after "nipple." How does Leno do it night after night? Gloria: I was just wondering that about myself.