Phil: Stupid thing!
Alex: Dad, we've been standing here forever.
Haley: Can't we just call the guy?
Phil: No. There is no guy. I'm the guy. Here's what I need you to do. Run to the hardware store, get me a T6 torx screwdriver.
Haley: What?
Phil: Just ask the guy.
Haley: I thought there was no guy.
Phil: There is one there!
Alex: Could be a girl.
Phil: Just go!