Quote from Phil in The Wow Factor
Haley: That was the least fun I have ever had shopping ever. Here.
Phil: Honey, that's a torque wrench, not a torx screwdriver.
Haley: Okay, you're just screaming now.
Alex: Can't you just go get it? You're the best at this stuff.
Haley: Yeah, plus the car is doing something funny, and there's a light on the dashboard that looks like a little genie lamp.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: My kids are helpless, but maybe that's okay. Because years from now when they have their own houses, they'll call me on their hologram phones and say, "Help me, Dad. You're my only hope." And I'll be the happiest father in sector 7. Or sector 12, if we're doing really well.