Gloria: Jay, hurry up. You have to take the kids to the movie. And why does the baby still have that hat on? He's going to burn up.
Jay: Gloria, I have a confession to make. I gave Joe a haircut. It's bad.
Gloria: Why would you do that?
Jay: My dad used to cut my hair when I was a kid, and I thought it'd be a nice way for the baby and me to bond. But I just made a mess of things, like I make a mess of everything.
Gloria: Let me take a look at this.
All: Oh!
Gloria: Ay, dios mio!