Phil: [on the phone] Hey, Jay. Super excited about our big match. I dreamt about it last night. Guess what? We won!
Jay: Phil, I like you too much to sugarcoat what I'm about to say. You're off the team.
Phil: Good one. Loosen me up with some pre-match humor. I like it.
Jay: Nah, I found somebody better. Rudy Sorrenson. He's in, you're out.
Phil: Hilarious! Stickin' with the bit. I love that this is our relationship now.
Jay: This match is too important, and you're a wild card. I'm sorry.
Phil: Jay, I'm not sure I like where this is headed.
Jay: Phil, this is nothing personal. It's bowling.
Phil: No, no, no. I get it. Listen, um I should get goin'. My allergies are starting to cry.