Quote from Luke in Bad Hair Day
Luke: I have to get the letter signed because I failed my assignment on the revolutionary war. I recreated the Battle of Bunker Hill using one of my old science projects. Seemed pretty revolutionary to me. [flashback:] Luke: The brave patriots made their way up the hillside, prepared for whatever the devious red coats might inflict next. [the volcano starts oozing red liquid] Now you work?!