Claire: What is that?
Phil: You think the kids are home?
Claire: That sounds like more than our three. Oh. Oh, they think we're not home, and they're having a party. I'm killing them.
Phil: No, no, no. No, no, no. A. It's my turn to kill them. B. you need to order up those massages. It's under "Best Number One U.S.A. Coca-Cola Good Time Massage."