Sonia: No more. I want my own life, my own bed, my own e-mail account!
Pilar: Yeah, leave your poor old mother alone.
Gloria: Don't worry mamá, you can come and live with us.
Jay: Whoa. Pump the brakes here.
Gloria: What? Do you have a problem with my mother?
Jay: No. Your mother has a problem with me. You think she's helpless. Ask her what's in that box.
Gloria: It's not the family gun?